He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.