Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...