Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...