DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...