Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...