Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.