Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
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What has four legs and eight arms?
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IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
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You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Ready for some Football?
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Reading time
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Blondes have more fun!
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Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...