Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
JokesGalore defines farts!
Here’s a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times....
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...