Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...