Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...