Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...