Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...