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Good sales strategy
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Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
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Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
I’m going ice fishing!
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Lenin’s silver ruble
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How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
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OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
The Masked-quito!
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