Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...