Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...