Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...