Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...