Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...