Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...