Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...