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You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
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A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
A moose-quito!
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African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...