My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...