When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...