Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...