Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...