Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!