Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...