Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...