Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...