Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Watching for suicide
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Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...