Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...