Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday —— 8:05am User...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...