Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....