Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...