Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
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Newt coming out
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Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
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Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Closing down Denny’s
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Rules For Relationships
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