What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...