Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...