Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...