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Army Wisdom
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Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
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Breast Awareness
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The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...