The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...