Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...