A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...