Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....