Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo