God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...