The Best Time?
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Polak With Chainsaw
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A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
And God Created Woman
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Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Computer Died
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The Feline Diet
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Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Deck of Cards
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