Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...