Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.