More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...