Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...